Am here for crunchies...

Cat not understand human activities. Cat want Cat's human spend more time with Cat making playtimes and giving crunchy treats. Yes, Cat become bored. So...

Cat learn read.

Cat learn tap metal box.

Now, Cat in charge. Now Cat tap on metal box. Now Cat write newsletter. Now Cat give readers advices LMEOWWWWW. Now Cat share thinkings.

See, Cat is epicurean. This mean Cat like food. ALOT. Cat like crunchy treats. Squeezy treats. Cheesy treats. Meaty treats. Cat like it ALL. Cat wish Cat's human give more treats.

Why human not give Cat more crunchy treats? Why? WHY? WHYYY???

Cat normally have very, very, busy schedule.

Cat need massage after busy day.

Cat also enjoy relaxing watersports. Cat think most impor—

Wait. Cat hear something. Door open. Door close. Human is home. Cat need go now.

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